You can’t be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn’t work that way. You’re already hard to want.août 7, 2011décembre 29, 2013
I decided to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire.juillet 28, 2011décembre 25, 2013
« Stalking » is a strong word, I like to look at it as « intense research on an individal »juillet 7, 2011juillet 13, 2015
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.juin 21, 2011décembre 29, 2013
I’m gonna go take a hot shower, it’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.mars 26, 2011décembre 29, 2013
