The worst part of kissing a perfect ten is how cold the mirror feels on your lips.janvier 9, 2017janvier 9, 2017
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.décembre 14, 2016décembre 14, 2016
I am definitely the most mature out of everyone in my imaginary circle of friends.novembre 24, 2016novembre 24, 2016
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.novembre 16, 2016
I’d eat healthy, but we all know what happened when Adam ate the apple, so better not risk it.novembre 2, 2016novembre 2, 2016
