Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport.décembre 4, 2014juillet 12, 2015
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a huge house and cry in any room you like.novembre 30, 2014juillet 12, 2015
Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go.novembre 25, 2014juillet 12, 2015
If spiders ever realize that people are terrified of them, we’re screwed.novembre 23, 2014juillet 12, 2015
I want to see a documentary about Morgan Freeman that is narrated by wild animals.novembre 19, 2014juillet 12, 2015
