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I hate mosquitoes, I mean I know I’m delicious but damn.

août 2, 2013juillet 12, 2015

Crazy cat lady

juillet 27, 2013juillet 12, 2015

I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.

juillet 20, 2013juillet 12, 2015

If I had a British accent I would talk to myself all day.

juillet 17, 2013juillet 12, 2015

I wish I was in a gang so I knew what do to with my hands in pictures.

juillet 9, 2013juillet 12, 2015

Milk expires tomorrow…. guess whose having 8 bowls of cereal tonight !

juillet 6, 2013juillet 12, 2015

Do mermaids smoke seaweed ?

juillet 1, 2013juillet 12, 2015

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

juin 27, 2013juillet 12, 2015

I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say « He’s in a better place now. »

juin 17, 2013juillet 12, 2015

The only « B » word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.

juin 8, 2013juillet 12, 2015

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

juin 5, 2013juillet 12, 2015