Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.novembre 14, 2012juillet 16, 2015
My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We’ll just see about that!octobre 25, 2012juillet 12, 2015
Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born.. He knew.octobre 17, 2012juillet 12, 2015
If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.septembre 20, 2012juillet 13, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé.septembre 16, 2012juillet 13, 2015
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.septembre 7, 2012juillet 13, 2015
R2D2 is the most vulgar character of all time. They beeped out every single word he said.septembre 4, 2012juillet 13, 2015
