If the people in movies would have listened to me they would still be alive.juillet 22, 2012juillet 13, 2015
They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses of milk and try to move a wall. You can’t. Drink 3 shots of Vodka and it moves by itself.juin 19, 2012juillet 13, 2015
Oh, you have a cigarette behind your ear? Thanks for reminding me how incredibIy badass you are.juin 1, 2012juillet 13, 2015
The awkward moment when you get caught laughing at your own hilarious jokes.mai 23, 2012juillet 13, 2015
I was really shocked to see that Tim Burton had chosen Johnny Depp to star in his next film.mai 5, 2012juillet 13, 2015
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to the belief that you can sing.avril 9, 2012juillet 13, 2015