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I was really shocked to see that Tim Burton had chosen Johnny Depp to star in his next film.

mai 5, 2012juillet 13, 2015

Haters: (n) People who view your profile the most.

avril 29, 2012juillet 13, 2015

Sad news from the music industry, Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today.

avril 20, 2012juillet 13, 2015

I hate it when I don’t forward chain messages and I die the next day.

avril 13, 2012décembre 29, 2013

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to the belief that you can sing.

avril 9, 2012juillet 13, 2015

I kill pride, I hurt feelings, click clack bang bang we in the murda bizness

mars 29, 2012juillet 13, 2015

If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit ?

mars 18, 2012juillet 16, 2015

The awkward moment when Lionel Richie is not the one youre looking for.

mars 11, 2012juillet 13, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.

février 10, 2012décembre 29, 2013

The awkward moment when Bella is on her period.

janvier 8, 2012décembre 29, 2013

That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.

décembre 29, 2011juillet 13, 2015