That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.décembre 29, 2011juillet 13, 2015
You can’t be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn’t work that way. You’re already hard to want.août 7, 2011décembre 29, 2013
I decided to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire.juillet 28, 2011décembre 25, 2013
I can’t afford to go away on vacation, so I’m just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.juin 15, 2011décembre 29, 2013