It takes me 10 seconds to write my text and 3 minutes to pick an emoji that I think goes with it.novembre 1, 2014juillet 12, 2015
They say you are what you eat… Well, I don’t recall eating any sexy beasts today.juin 25, 2014juillet 12, 2015
I don’t know how people get eaten by sharks… I mean, do you not hear the music ?juin 23, 2014juillet 12, 2015
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID « IT’S A NO FROM ME ».mai 6, 2014juillet 12, 2015
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.novembre 19, 2013juillet 12, 2015
