Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.janvier 30, 2012juillet 13, 2015
Dear Bones, Law and Order, CSI and NCIS, Thank you so much for your advice, no one will ever find the bodies now. Sincerely, anonymous.novembre 29, 2011février 8, 2014
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..octobre 23, 2011décembre 29, 2013
Pretending to care about what the birthday card says, but you really just want the money.juillet 16, 2011décembre 25, 2013
I can’t afford to go away on vacation, so I’m just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.juin 15, 2011décembre 29, 2013
