Accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body.mars 16, 2014juillet 12, 2015
Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a kung fu problem. It’s not a problem if you’re the best at it.février 24, 2014février 18, 2019
Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a kung fu problem. It’s not a problem if you’re the best at it.février 24, 2014juillet 12, 2015
Before you marry someone, ask yourself : « Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse ? »février 16, 2014juillet 12, 2015
