I’m gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I’ll say : I ordered this damn pizza a year ago !décembre 31, 2012juillet 12, 2015
I’m gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I’ll say : I ordered this damn pizza a year ago !décembre 31, 2012juillet 12, 2015
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.novembre 14, 2012juillet 16, 2015
If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.septembre 20, 2012juillet 13, 2015
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.septembre 7, 2012juillet 13, 2015
